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Epic Tom: Talk to Epic Nephew.
EPIC NEPHEW IS DEAD! jk lol He's right there.
Epic Tom: Ugh... sorry about that Epic Nephew. Those guys are just...
Epic Nephew: Really fucking stupid and annoying?
Epic Tom: YES! HAHA! FINALLY! SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW HAPPY THAT MAKES ME FEEL!
Epic Nephew: That's what you said. I was repeating what you said Dad.
Epic Tom: Oh okay, I thought you were on the same page as me and realized how annoying and stupid they were but I guess- HEY! I'm not your dad kid quit calling me that!
Epic Nephew: Dad.
Epic Tom: ugh. Look. I get it. You're a kid, you probably don't know any better. Maybe you don't even know what the word "Dad" means. But that's part of what I wanted to talk to you about. Look... I am your uncle. Your dad, is my brother. Making you my nephew. Well... your dad isn't here right now and... I'm not sure when he'll be back... and so until then I am going to look after you. But don't be sad kid! We got a bright future ahead for us! Right now, we are heading back to where our home planet once was. Right now it's in pieces but we are going to rebuild it! When we are finished it's going to be bigger and better than before! And it's going to be bigger! And well... to tell you the truth... I don't need Epic Planet. I've been living on Earth for quite some time now and I have a lot of cool shit there so I don't really need anything else. But you're still a kid. I feel like you deserve to have a home planet to grow up on. So I'm building this planet for you Epic Nephew. You are The Last Epician. (hehe he said it again) Shut the fuck up. (ok sorry.) So one day, even I will be gone and you will be all that is left. You'll need to spread our legacy as far as time and space will allow it. The legacy of the Epicians. I know this is a lot to take in right now but just know that despite what your father was like the last time we saw him... he's an epician just like us. I just know he had some sort of reason to behave the way he did. Of course I'm just saying that to you so you don't go resenting the entire universe and grow up to be an evil mother fucker like he was. But anyway, yeah he loved you or whatever. Idk, I'm not good at this shit.
Epic Nephew: It's okay Dad, I understand.
Epic Tom: I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING- ugh. We'll get there eventually. For now, let's just focus on what lies ahead for us. Our new journey. Your journey.
Epic Nephew: Really fucking stupid and annoying?
Epic Tom: YES! HAHA! FINALLY! SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW HAPPY THAT MAKES ME FEEL!
Epic Nephew: That's what you said. I was repeating what you said Dad.
Epic Tom: Oh okay, I thought you were on the same page as me and realized how annoying and stupid they were but I guess- HEY! I'm not your dad kid quit calling me that!
Epic Nephew: Dad.
Epic Tom: ugh. Look. I get it. You're a kid, you probably don't know any better. Maybe you don't even know what the word "Dad" means. But that's part of what I wanted to talk to you about. Look... I am your uncle. Your dad, is my brother. Making you my nephew. Well... your dad isn't here right now and... I'm not sure when he'll be back... and so until then I am going to look after you. But don't be sad kid! We got a bright future ahead for us! Right now, we are heading back to where our home planet once was. Right now it's in pieces but we are going to rebuild it! When we are finished it's going to be bigger and better than before! And it's going to be bigger! And well... to tell you the truth... I don't need Epic Planet. I've been living on Earth for quite some time now and I have a lot of cool shit there so I don't really need anything else. But you're still a kid. I feel like you deserve to have a home planet to grow up on. So I'm building this planet for you Epic Nephew. You are The Last Epician. (hehe he said it again) Shut the fuck up. (ok sorry.) So one day, even I will be gone and you will be all that is left. You'll need to spread our legacy as far as time and space will allow it. The legacy of the Epicians. I know this is a lot to take in right now but just know that despite what your father was like the last time we saw him... he's an epician just like us. I just know he had some sort of reason to behave the way he did. Of course I'm just saying that to you so you don't go resenting the entire universe and grow up to be an evil mother fucker like he was. But anyway, yeah he loved you or whatever. Idk, I'm not good at this shit.
Epic Nephew: It's okay Dad, I understand.
Epic Tom: I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING- ugh. We'll get there eventually. For now, let's just focus on what lies ahead for us. Our new journey. Your journey.