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Epic Tom, Epic Nephew, and Royal Guard are flying in Epic Rocket. Where could they be going?
Epic Nephew: Hey Dad, where are we going?
Epic Tom: I keep telling you kid, I'm not your Dad. We're heading home though.
Epic Nephew: Dad, where's home?
Epic Tom: Kid quit calling me Dad, I'm your uncle. Home is where our home planet is. I mean you were there just a little while ago. Before your DAD took you back to his shit hole of a planet.
Epic Nephew: Dad, what's a planet?
Epic Tom: FOR FUCKS SAKE I'M NOT YOUR DAMN DAD!
Royal Guard: Hehe Tom, if I may interject... You can't blame him. He is very young and you and your brother do look much alike.
Epic Tom: Yeah.. I know. It's just weird. I'm not ready to be a father!
Royal Guard: It's okay Tom, you'll be ready when it's time to step up. For now, you're all he has.
Epic Tom: Errrr... whatever. Are we almost there yet?
Royal Guard: Oh, I thought you were piloting.
Epic Tom: Oh yeah I am.
Royal Guard: Tom, if I may ask-
Epic Tom: Please, call me Mr. Epic.
Royal Guard: Okay Mr. Epic. If I may ask, where exactly are we going?
Epic Tom: Back to Epic Planet of course. That is me and Epic Nephews home planet.
Royal Guard: Right, but wasn't it destroyed when the nuke went off?
Epic Tom: It was. Which is where you come in! I'm going to need you to round up your royal army and assist me in rebuilding the planet! It might take some time and it won't be easy, but we can and we will do it!
Royal Guard: Okay sure! I will round up my royal army asap! But Mr. Epic... how exactly do you plan on rebuilding the planet?
Epic Tom: Leave it to me. As soon as we arrive and your royal army shows up, I will set our plan into motion.
Royal Guard: Okay Mr. Epic! I will make arrangements for them to meet us there at once! I'll be back with my army in no time!
Epic Tom: Okay great! Thank you Royal Guard!
Epic Tom: Epic Nephew, I want to talk to you for a moment.
Epic Tom: I keep telling you kid, I'm not your Dad. We're heading home though.
Epic Nephew: Dad, where's home?
Epic Tom: Kid quit calling me Dad, I'm your uncle. Home is where our home planet is. I mean you were there just a little while ago. Before your DAD took you back to his shit hole of a planet.
Epic Nephew: Dad, what's a planet?
Epic Tom: FOR FUCKS SAKE I'M NOT YOUR DAMN DAD!
Royal Guard: Hehe Tom, if I may interject... You can't blame him. He is very young and you and your brother do look much alike.
Epic Tom: Yeah.. I know. It's just weird. I'm not ready to be a father!
Royal Guard: It's okay Tom, you'll be ready when it's time to step up. For now, you're all he has.
Epic Tom: Errrr... whatever. Are we almost there yet?
Royal Guard: Oh, I thought you were piloting.
Epic Tom: Oh yeah I am.
Royal Guard: Tom, if I may ask-
Epic Tom: Please, call me Mr. Epic.
Royal Guard: Okay Mr. Epic. If I may ask, where exactly are we going?
Epic Tom: Back to Epic Planet of course. That is me and Epic Nephews home planet.
Royal Guard: Right, but wasn't it destroyed when the nuke went off?
Epic Tom: It was. Which is where you come in! I'm going to need you to round up your royal army and assist me in rebuilding the planet! It might take some time and it won't be easy, but we can and we will do it!
Royal Guard: Okay sure! I will round up my royal army asap! But Mr. Epic... how exactly do you plan on rebuilding the planet?
Epic Tom: Leave it to me. As soon as we arrive and your royal army shows up, I will set our plan into motion.
Royal Guard: Okay Mr. Epic! I will make arrangements for them to meet us there at once! I'll be back with my army in no time!
Epic Tom: Okay great! Thank you Royal Guard!
Epic Tom: Epic Nephew, I want to talk to you for a moment.