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It's Royal Guard!
Oh look! It's Royal Guard! I guess Royal Guard was the...one...knocking...
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Royal Guard has no hands...
Anyways, here is Royal Guard. Yay! Royal Guard is cool. Also, it seems Epic Tom has done some rebranding! Royal Guard isn't representing the Timolia logo anymore and instead is representing the new Epic Logo from Epic Tom! He's a bit of a narcissist so he loves to see his logo everywhere. Something coming up is going to show what a narcissist he is too lol But anyways back to the manner at hand. HI ROYAL GUARD!
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Royal Guard has no hands...
Anyways, here is Royal Guard. Yay! Royal Guard is cool. Also, it seems Epic Tom has done some rebranding! Royal Guard isn't representing the Timolia logo anymore and instead is representing the new Epic Logo from Epic Tom! He's a bit of a narcissist so he loves to see his logo everywhere. Something coming up is going to show what a narcissist he is too lol But anyways back to the manner at hand. HI ROYAL GUARD!
Epic Tom: Oh hey Royal Guard, what's up?
Royal Guard: Hey Mr. Epic! I'm just here to give you a status update on the construction!
Epic Tom: Oh great. Well.... tell me. How is the reconstruction of Epic Planet coming along?
Royal Guard: Well we acquired 15 of the epic crystals from the old Epic Planet and we entered them into the Planet:Null. We are currently producing 15,000,000 Epic volts which is about 71% of the energy needed to start forming the planet structure.
Epic Tom: Oh that's great news Royal Guard! Thank you for all your help. You and the royal army have done so much in re-instating the Epic Empire and your hard work has not gone unnoticed!
Royal Guard: Thank you Mr. Epic! I appreciate the kind words as always! Once The-Family-Orientended-Casual-Friday-Business-Whorse and the kid return, we should have more than enough power to kickstart this planet and it should be ready in no time!
Epic Tom: Rightttttt, about that. We don't actually need their help. When Epic Planet split, it unleashed the original 20 epic crystals. The Royal Army already uncovered 15 of them so there are only 5 left and I'm sure they will find them in no time. I also have one on me that I picked up after I detonated that stupid checkerboard planet we were on before. So that gives us the 21 crystals needed to reconstruct Epic Planet.
Royal Guard: Oh I see. Then, if I may ask, why did you send them to collect 25 extra crystals for you?
Epic Tom: lol I actually just upped the number to 50. Basically they were annoying and just getting in the way so I sent them off on a wild goose chase to just get some peace and quiet for a little while. If I heard "Nay" one more time, I would probably blow my fucking brains out. And then that fucking "MEEEE-OHHHH" shit got old before the first time he said it around me. I literally didn't even hear it yet and I was already annoyed by it.
Royal Guard: Oh okay. I understand. Well we are glad to help you! Epic Nephew is going to love the new Epic Planet once it is finished! I am sure of it!
Epic Tom: I sure hope so... I'm doing this all for him. After all, he is The Last Epician.
Royal Guard: That's the name of the Chapter!
Epic Tom: Shut up! Initiate flash back.
Royal Guard: Hey Mr. Epic! I'm just here to give you a status update on the construction!
Epic Tom: Oh great. Well.... tell me. How is the reconstruction of Epic Planet coming along?
Royal Guard: Well we acquired 15 of the epic crystals from the old Epic Planet and we entered them into the Planet:Null. We are currently producing 15,000,000 Epic volts which is about 71% of the energy needed to start forming the planet structure.
Epic Tom: Oh that's great news Royal Guard! Thank you for all your help. You and the royal army have done so much in re-instating the Epic Empire and your hard work has not gone unnoticed!
Royal Guard: Thank you Mr. Epic! I appreciate the kind words as always! Once The-Family-Orientended-Casual-Friday-Business-Whorse and the kid return, we should have more than enough power to kickstart this planet and it should be ready in no time!
Epic Tom: Rightttttt, about that. We don't actually need their help. When Epic Planet split, it unleashed the original 20 epic crystals. The Royal Army already uncovered 15 of them so there are only 5 left and I'm sure they will find them in no time. I also have one on me that I picked up after I detonated that stupid checkerboard planet we were on before. So that gives us the 21 crystals needed to reconstruct Epic Planet.
Royal Guard: Oh I see. Then, if I may ask, why did you send them to collect 25 extra crystals for you?
Epic Tom: lol I actually just upped the number to 50. Basically they were annoying and just getting in the way so I sent them off on a wild goose chase to just get some peace and quiet for a little while. If I heard "Nay" one more time, I would probably blow my fucking brains out. And then that fucking "MEEEE-OHHHH" shit got old before the first time he said it around me. I literally didn't even hear it yet and I was already annoyed by it.
Royal Guard: Oh okay. I understand. Well we are glad to help you! Epic Nephew is going to love the new Epic Planet once it is finished! I am sure of it!
Epic Tom: I sure hope so... I'm doing this all for him. After all, he is The Last Epician.
Royal Guard: That's the name of the Chapter!
Epic Tom: Shut up! Initiate flash back.