ET: Go be a jerk.
Ha ha! Did you think I was talking about EPIC TOM!?! NO! Just trying to confuse you. Anyway, OH SHIT! What is Tim doing? Where did he get that gun? Why is he pointing it toward his family. Wait a second. The E and T on his cape don't stand for Epic Tim. They stand for Evilican Tim!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He will be referred to as >ET, to show he is evil and not Epic Tom.