You check your messages on Epician Chat. You have multiple friends and your chat color is black. Your friend WhorseyBumchums(WB) is bothering you. As usual.
WhorseyBumchums(WB) began epic chatting with EpicTom(ET) - 8:34
WB: Tom! Anwser Me! WB: Tom! Tom! Tom! WB: Tom why won't you talk to me!!! WB: Oh my god! Oh my god! ET: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT! WB: ... Nevermind. ET: Fine! WB: Tom... ET: What is it now!?! WB: I love you. ET: WHAT THE FUCK! WB: JK man. Take a chill pill. ET: You creep me out. ET: I don't want to be your friend. WB: ;( ET: Quit being a baby and suck it up. ET: I'll be your friend if you quit crying. WB: ;) ET: What's with the winking! WB: What are you talking about?
ET: You keep sending me winking faces. ET: It's annoying. ET: Just like you. WB: ... ET: You give me headaches everyday. ET: Because you are so incredibly stupid and you have no friends. WB: We're friends. ET: ... sure.
AndrewHussie(AH) began epic chatting with EpicTom(ET) - 9:28